That moment when you know you're having a kick-ass...
barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: I should do math. Me: Holy god look at these problems Me: The army doesnt need guns Me: They need algebra textbooks Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
This test that has been floating around →
thetumblr-thisisatumblr: pureimmortalrose: manimonimanny: procrastin88888888: sodrunkintheaugustsun: pacifictrim: ketaminekid: aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan: Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet WOW that made me really really uncomfortable the results that I got were so scarily accurate… I feel kind of sick now oh my god ok what...
What I feel like in the morning →
lulz-time: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
me : what did I even do before tumblr?
i would do my homework but...
im a bit busy
itsdamnfunny: A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s...
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see. →
wowfunniestposts: When I shut my ears, I can’t hear. When I zip my lips, I can’t speak. this blog is epic
partypeen: instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
Reblog if pants are unwelcome...
pantsareunwelcome: They are ;~D
basedgosh: i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together
1612th: isn’t it weird how like 200 years ago the average height for a full grown man was somewhere around 5 feet tall because of the amount of nutrients in their diet back then and now everyone is like 6 feet tall so maybe like 10000 years from now humans will become nutrient consuming monsters and be able to grow to like thirty feet and we’ll use trees as baseball bats and eat planets for...
Southern Lights →
lulz-time: Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
sheawebersplayoffbeard: i don’t trust people who don’t listen to music