3AM phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
the-absolute-funniest-posts: shitbloggerssay: “NO, I’M F**KING SKYDIVING.”
Trust in friends:
#Fact: Did you know that all the numbers from 1 -...
vintage-vanilla: HOLY SHIT I AM DIED IM LIKE CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
When you know that hoe copied you.
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 13.
dawnoakley: askgrimdarksonic: Duh, I’m a 56 year old, of course.
When a guy walks by and they smell good.
Oh sweet cheezus, come back.