i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once
So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.
actually 2 billion of those punches were for you
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
on a scale from the lightning thief to catching fire how accurate was your book to movie adaptation
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
if you found a piece of paper and the only thing written on it was ‘Basil leaves’ you wouldn’t be able to tell if it was a shopping list or a tiny story
did ANYONE in the production of this film, even the fucking editor of the trailer think “what am i doing. what am i making right now”
good lord it starts out as a fairly standard telling of tarzan and then a minute into it it takes a hard left into what-the-fuck-ville
SOMEONE MADE THE INCEST COFFEE ADVERT EVEN MORE AWKWARD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
what do you call coffee that has a dirty little secret
if you send me continue to send me asks even if i ignore then you’re a
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY I MADE THIS POST IM GIVING UP
wow nat stop being such a
my family and i have a tradition where every year at thanksgiving we write down what we’re most thankful for and put it in a bowl and we go around the table and everyone has to pick and read someone’s paper and like five years ago my dad got mine and he got all quiet and looked at it for a few minutes and then just said “what the fuck is a fall out boy”